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I Knew By Your Sarcastic Undertones, Rude Comments, and Sheer Lack of Common Decency that We’d Be Besties.
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If you’re reading this, I deserve a raise.
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In case of emergency: Light candle, drink wine, repeat.
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It smells f*ucking Christmasy in here.
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It's giving you’re impossible to shop for.
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It’s giving light me and pretend you're thriving.
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It’s giving maid of honour.
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It’s giving pregnant.
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It’s giving unbothered. Iconic.
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It’s giving wifey.
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It’s giving world’s best Dad.
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It’s giving world’s best Mum.
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Light this and pretend the to_do list doesn’t exist.
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Light this and say yes—because I can’t say ‘I do’ without you.
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Light this when you need to feel like a boss.
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Light this when you’re ready to celebrate you.
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Light this, slay your day, repeat.
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Merry and a little messy.
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Merry Christmas B*tch.
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Mood: Burn everything, but starting with this candle.
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Mood: Candlelit self_care and zero interruptions.
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Mood: Cozy nights, big dreams, and a little mischief.
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My last f*ck, oh look.. it’s on fire.
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Not today, Satan. Or tomorrow, either.
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One degree hotter.
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Only hoes can smell this candle.
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Recover like the boss you are—slow and steady, with style to spare!
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Santa called—he’s jealous of your impeccable taste (and this candle).
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Santa smells like this—I swear.
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Sarcasm: Because apparently beating people is frowned upon and illegal now.
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Sending love, light, and all the good vibes.
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Shit happens, this candle makes it smell better.
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Sleighing it since 1990-something.
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Smells like a 'cancel everything' kind of night.
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Smells like a day off (or at least the dream of one).
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Smells like a hug from your biggest fan—me!
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